Dumb Bike, Dumber Owner 🤦‍♂️🚲

It all started with Patrick — Not a person. A bike. A junk Chinese gravel bike I bought for 600K from the cursed depths of Shitpee (yeah, Shopee) Before it was Patrick, it was just… tragic. White frame. Shitty red decals that looked like knock-off fire graphics. I thought stickers would save it. So I went full Jaksel-core: anime, fake brands, nonsense logos. It looked worse. But I don’t know why… I loved that damn bike. Maybe because it didn’t care what it looked like. It just kept rolling — no questions asked. ...

July 19, 2025 · 2 min · Agung Sukariman

Pertama

I don’t even know where to start. Maybe this blog exists out of ego. Maybe it’s just me trying to fix the mess I made with rasastroberi—a blog I once loved, hated, and at one point thought about killing (along with the part of me that made it). Or maybe it’s an attempt to bury alkind_COOL—a name so cringe I still flinch thinking about it. Anyway… I’m glad you’re here. This space, agungsukariman.com, is gonna be my place to dump thoughts. I’ll talk about digital marketing, tech stuff, dead or dying SEO tricks, tools I like, music I listen to, things I’m building, breaking, or obsessed with. Nothing too formal. Just notes from my head to yours. ...

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · Agung Sukariman