Dumb Bike, Dumber Owner 🤦♂️🚲
It all started with Patrick — Not a person. A bike. A junk Chinese gravel bike I bought for 600K from the cursed depths of Shitpee (yeah, Shopee) Before it was Patrick, it was just… tragic. White frame. Shitty red decals that looked like knock-off fire graphics. I thought stickers would save it. So I went full Jaksel-core: anime, fake brands, nonsense logos. It looked worse. But I don’t know why… I loved that damn bike. Maybe because it didn’t care what it looked like. It just kept rolling — no questions asked. ...